Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Rants from a real mom on a long day...



Parenting articles are all over the place. Some of them are “how to” focused, with topics varying from “how to make a dinner your kids will eat”, “how to talk to your child about death”, or “how to potty train your kid in 1 weekend”. And everything in between. There are millions of articles about discipline, with the advice varying, depending on the perspective of the author or publication. 

The area of parenting articles that receives so little attention, however, is the area that allows for the venting of frustration. Sure, discipline based articles will include some neutral statement like “while this behavior may be frustrating for the parents/caretakers, it is developmentally normal.” And I have to tell you; the fact that such statements are technically correct does not alter the fact that they fill me with the desire to smack the author on particularly difficult days. Clearly, he/she does not have kids. Or maybe they simply don’t have the responsibility of dealing with said child during the event in question. Or the children they handle are not their own, so they get to go home and reboot their system before the next day. 

He/she was NOT the one who spent 10 minutes unsuccessfully trying to convince/force the hypothetical child to sit in their car seat and buckle their seat belt, so that they wouldn’t be late for wherever they were headed. (Not like they got to go to the next location anyway, with the kid(s) in that mood…) He/she was NOT the one who had to haul a 36 pound toddler/preschooler around a mall (with a strained back) because they didn’t feel like walking. And he/she was REALLY NOT the one who has to deal with a hungry child, after following the advice of the professional who decided that “take it or leave it” should be the motto of meal time for a difficult eater. 

I’m sure that professional could advise away about the right way to handle the above situations, could articulately discuss the need to stay calm, despite other yearnings. To be consistent and not give in. But that’s just talk. It’s theory. And while it may be intellectually on target, it ignores one essential component of the equation. 

Mom is not an impartial observer to the process. He/she is the lifelong parent of the child and inherently emotionally involved. At least I hope they are. And taking care of that child is not their only job. A stay at home mom doesn’t just take care of the kids all day. She has to do the laundry, and make the meals, and clean up the kitchen after meals are done. She has to entertain the kids and food shop. And make doctors appointments. And be available at home for deliveries. And clean the house. And change the sheets. And interrupt shopping trips to take kids potty, rushing because “they REALLY need to go”. And organize the “life/home” calendar. And drive kids to their activities. And help kids with homework. 

A “working” mom has the same list of responsibilities, except her days are not spent attempting to accomplish said tasks, as she is at her “real job”. So, she either has to squeeze them into the remaining hours of the day, or enlist the help of others in the house.
And somewhere in that mix, she’s supposed to be taking care of herself? Right… It’s like Cinderella being able to go to the Ball if she finishes all her chores and has something to wear. Uh huh… 

I recently saw an article online that was entitled “I love my children, but…” and real women filled in the rest of the statement, venting about how their children drive them insane. I laughed so hard, it was embarrassing. Not because it was actually funny, but because it was just such a relief to hear other women say what was in my head. 

And I wonder. I really wonder WHY we moms are always so resistant to admitting that while we love our children unconditionally, we don’t always like them. And we don’t always want them around. Sometimes we want them as far away from us as possible. In a safe place, mind you… surrounded by people who care for them and hug them. But far, far away. Just for a while. And then we want them back. Once we’ve had a chance to recharge a little, get a few things done. Or maybe get nothing done but sit and look at the trees while we drink a quiet cup of coffee. 

I’ll admit it. Will you? 

Are we really so hardwired to be the best mom in the world, that we forget how to be a person?

Or is it just me?

1 comment:

  1. My mom said to me, on more than one occasion, "I love you, but I don't like you very much right now." I was being a pain in the a$$, and I am glad she said it to me (I was older than your kids, though, when she said it out loud to me. I am positive she thought it more times than she could count). Just like it's a bit of a fiction that a person never has any strife with their partner, and that just because you love them that means you never kind of want to throttle them... Kids are always lovable, but at times they can be not likable, in my opinion.
    Erika

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